Thursday, June 9, 2011

Dates With Girls of different Country

THIS IS FOR PURE FUN ONLY.. 

NO MATTER WHAT.. PLZ DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY OR DONT GET SENTIMENTAL....




INDIAN 



First date: 
Meet her parents. 

Second date: 
Set the date of the wedding. 

Third date: 
Wedding night. 



IRISH



First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex. 

Second Date: 
You both get blind drunk and have sex. 

20th Anniversary: 
You both get blind drunk and have sex. 



WHITE 



First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight. 

Second date: 
You get to grope all over and make out a bit. 

Third date: 
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. 



JAPANESE: 



First date :
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 

Second date: 
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. 

Third date: 
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen. 




MEXICAN 



First Date: 
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.


Second Date: 
She's pregnant.

Third Date: 
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along
the Tijuana strip. 




LEBANESE 



First Date: 
You will have to spend all your money to impress

Second Date: 
You will take a loan to keep the image

Third Date : 
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier



AFGAN 



First Date: 
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. 

Second Date: 
Guy is shot dead. 

No third date!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment